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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is walking through New Zealand... A man is walking through New Zealans when he comes upon a rancher. He decides to strike up a conversation, and he asks the rancher what he is called. The rancher doesn't give him a straight answer, but instead asks, "do you see the barn behind me?" The traveler says that, yes, he sees the barn. The Kiwi replies, "I built that barn with my own two hands! Took me three years of work to get it how I wanted, but everything sits together perfectly without a single nail or screw! The roof never leaks, and it's stood up to some of the worst storms this land has ever seen! It's a masterpiece of architecture! But so they call me Bob the Barn Builder? No, of course not. "You see that bridge off in the distance?" The traveler says that, yes, he sees the bridge off in the distance. The rancher goes on, "I built that bridge with my own two hands. It's a roman design, but I worked in elements of gothic architecture too. There are gargoyles carved into it, a keystone, the works. I hauled the stones over myself once my Ox quit on me, and I carved 'em with a hammer and chisel. Took me the better part of a decade to make it, but that's the best stone bridge the world has ever seen! But so they call me Bob the Bridge Builder? No, of course not. "You see that sheep over there?" The traveler says that, yes, he sees the sheep over there. "The neighbors catch you shagging a sheep for *one night*, and then what do they call me?"