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A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident... A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident at an intersection. They get out of their cars and find that neither is hurt, which is surprising because it was a horrible accident. The cars are a mangled mess. The priest says to the rabbi, "Thank the lord that we are both uninjured! That was *terrifying.* I still can't stop shaking. I was so frightened!" The rabbi says, "Friend, I feel the same way. I saw my life flash before my eyes, but those airbags saved us. Look, I had this bottle of Manischevits wine on the seat next to me and it didn't even break! Here, let's have a drink to calm our nerves. " as he hands the bottle to the priest "Yes, and also to celebrate still being alive!" the priest says as he takes a long drink from the bottle. He hands the bottle back to the rabbi who, instead of drinking, closes the bottle and puts it in his pocket. "Aren't you going to have a drink?" the priest asks "Not until after the cops get here. "