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Child Abuse Jokes 1. what do you call a child with no arms or legs in a van? kidnapped 2. what do you do when your toddler does drugs? fuck him lets watch some tv 3. why did the toddler cross the road? it was chained to a bumper 4. whats the difference between a child and a cat? i cant fuck my cat 5. whats blue, orange and lays at the bottom of a swimming pool? a toddler with burst arm bands 6. what does a child and his grandmother have in common? grandmothers dont die when you fuck her up her ass 7. whats the difference between a child and a couch? i dont jump on my couch 8. whats the difference between shit and a child? i throw shit down my toilet 9. whats the difference between a child and a computer? when i get mad i hit my computer with a baseball bat 10. what does chicken and a child have in common? chicken doesent scream in the oven 11. why did the toddler get abused? cause it played under the lawnmower 12. how do you drown a child? rip his arms and legs off! 13. what did the baby get for his birthday? getting left in a hot car