Here's your hilarious joke:

A Jewish kid goes up to his dad... Son: "Hey papa?" Father: "Yes, ma' boy?" Son: "I met this beautiful girl at temple today. I want to take her out. Can I borrow fifty bucks? Father: "Forty bucks? What the heck are you gonna do with thirty bucks? Do I look like I have twenty bucks heres fifteen now take ten and bring me back five."

"Beatriz Courtnay" Permalink