Here's your hilarious joke:

Boy visits grandpa ...in the small town where grandpa has lived his whole life. Grandpa is taking him across the lake in a row boat, and points out a tall tower in the distance. Grandpa says, "see that tower? I built that tower! I laid every brick, and today it remains the tallest tower in the town and it's recognized as a historical landmark. But do they call me John the tower builder? No." He keeps rowing, and points out a bridge near the mouth of a stream flowing into the lake. "See that bride? I built that bridge! For 5 years, I gathered every stone from a 3 miles radius, and people depend on it everyday. But do they call me John the bridge builder? No." He keeps rowing, and gestures to the lake. "See this lake? I dug this lake! I labored with one shovel for 10 years, channelled the stream, and filled it with the trout that feed everyone. You think they call me John the lake digger? They don't. But, you fuck ONE GOAT...!"

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