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Here's your hilarious joke:

A drunk man singing the ABC's A drunk man at a local bar asks the bartender if he can sing the ABC's on the karaoke machine - located in the front of the bar. The bartender replies "No way pal, tonight business is great and people don't want to see some drunk slur the ABC's." The drunk wincing at the bartenders answer, responds with "Fine, lets make a bet then. I bet you 100 dollars that I can go up and FART the ABC's.....with my ass." The bartender in disbelief agrees to the free 100 dollars- "there's no way a person can do that" - he thinks, as he shakes the drunks hand. The drunk stumbles his way to the front of the bar, pulls down his pants, grabs the microphone and shits right in front of the audience. The bartender furious as could be, sprints to the drunk, grabs him by the collar of his shirt and yells "what the hell you doing!" The drunk looking puzzled - slurs to the bartender "what, even Frank Sinatra's gotta clear his throat!"