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My love life can be summed up in a joke... This girl who I have been friends with for a while wants to move to Oklahoma with me. We recently started dating but my brain tells me this isnt logical, I need more time. My heart tells me that she is exactly what I need in my life... Then my brain is like, "Shut up heart! You don't have a brain! The timing isn't right, and we don't have time!" Then the heart is like, "shut up Brain, you cant feel! And this feels right!" And my other organ is like..... "Go for it dude! I'll support you!" And the brain is like, "Shut up other organ, you're the reason why we are in this mess!" So then the other organ gets all amped up and punched brain in the face and which whole medieval war breaks out. The heart just wants everyone to get along, but he starts fighting anyway. The war started 3 days ago.
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