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Here's your hilarious joke:

A rice cake and a soccer ball go to the beach... The rice cake decides to go for a swim while his friend sunbathes for a bit. The rice cake swims around and eventually joins his friend on the shore. The soccer ball looks at the rice cake and says "Hey you're wet, you should dry off!" to which the rice cake complies. He takes off the towel after a few minutes which causes the soccer ball to again state "Hey really man you need to dry off" to which the minorly annoyed rice cake agrees to do. After a few minutes he again takes off the towel. The soccer ball angrily looks at the rice cake and says Ok, if you take your towel off again I'm going to throw you into the ocean." The rice cake is visibly concerned at this point but ignores the soccer ball. A moment passes and the soccer ball lets out an exasperated sigh and throws the rice cake into the ocean as hard as he can. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A high school couple near graduation after which they will be going to separate colleges. As one last date they go to the local pier and exchange rings with each other. They both vow as long as they're in college they won't contact each other but will wear the rings as long as their love stays. They agree if they each still love each other after four years upon finishing college, they'll meet back at the pier and get engaged. Four years pass and neither the boy or girl takes off the ring or loses any love for the other. Upon the day of their planned reuinion, the boy realizes a time was never set for meeting with his girlfriend again at the pier, so he heads out at sunrise with a fishing pole to kill some time and wait for his love. The girl heads out at sunrise too, but unfortunately mistakes which pier the arranged meeting was supposed to take place at, causing her to go to the incorrect one. She waits at the pier all day and upon her boyfriend failing to show up angrily tears the ring off of her finger and throws it into the ocean where it is swept away in the surf. The boy waits at the pier all day passing the time by fishing and enjoying the weather while he waits for his girl. The bites had been slow up until that point and he fell into a daze when suddenly he feels a tug at the end of his line. He excitedly reels in the line as fast as he can but is quite perplexed when on the other end of the line is not a fish but a very wet rice cake.