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Here's your hilarious joke:

The weight loss plan One day a guy sees an ad in the classifieds for a guaranteed effective weight loss plan. He calls the guy and is asked for his schedule of when he's available and that they'll contact him when they're ready. The next day there's a knock at the door and when the man is greeted by a beautiful naked blonde woman who says "if you catch me, you can have your way with me". Well he chases her for a few minutes, but gets winded and has to retreat home. A few days later, same thing, but now he was able to get closer to her. After a few weeks one day he's finally able to catch her, takes her behind the bushes and has his way with her. When he's finished he asks her, "so are we done now?" She informs him to be ready tomorrow and he goes home feeling accomplished. The next day there's a knock at the door, but this time he's greeted by a big naked black man who says to him, "if I can catch you, I can have you!"