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I went to use a public toilets the other day When I got in the cubicle, I could see someone had pooed all over the seat. As I pushed the door open further I could see they'd also smeared it all over the sides of the cubicle as well. I was absolutely appalled, and my thoughts went out to the poor minimum wage cleaner who had to face this later on. I saw a mop in the corner of the room, and thought I'd be a good samaritan and take care of it for them. It really was hideous, the mop mainly smeared it further and I had to find paper towels and use my bare hands to finally scrape the worst off the walls, but it didn't take too long, and I really felt good about myself afterwards. I washed my hands, and just as I was leaving on the back of the door was a sign saying "please leave this toilet as you found it" so unfortunately I had to go back.

"Barbey Kendra" Permalink