Here's your hilarious joke:

A son asks his father what a vagina looks like... The father answers: "Son, before sex, a vagina looks like a beautiful flower with its petals opening up and beckoning you in." The son thinks about this and asks: "Well, what does a vagina look like *after* sex then?" Father replies: "Imagine a bulldog that's been eating custard..."

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